Its about making memories worth repressing
i love accidental penises.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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