I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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