Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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