Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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