On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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