I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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