We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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