when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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