I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I don't think brook has ever known best
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My ass is underappreciated
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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