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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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