I'm eating all of the evidence.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There r osticjed everywhere
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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