its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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