im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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