I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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