You really coming over, don't trick.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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