He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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