Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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