so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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