Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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