Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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