Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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