They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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