Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize