carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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