The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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