hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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