I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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