I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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