awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Randomize
