can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Randomize
