he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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