So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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