My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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