We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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