i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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