yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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