What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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