these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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