Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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