I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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