these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize