I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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