I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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