we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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