I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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