Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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