i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Bang-toberfest begins!!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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