he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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