too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
we're making bets on your personal life
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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