Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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