If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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