Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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