how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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