You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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