ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
