Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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