new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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