Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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