the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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